[Telnaior]

This topic is full of win and lulz.

Unrelatedly, why did this 'Ask ___' fad begin anyway?
Also, Should I make an 'Ask ___' topic too?
Also, What is your secret weakness?
Also, Is iji (www.remar.se/daniel/iji.php) awesome?
Also, why am I posting in an 'Ask ___' topic when I secretly vowed not to?
Also, should I waste my time by getting back in the TSC chat?

And in regards to the 3rd and 5th question,

* Emerl binds douglas to truthfulness via machinegun connected to lie detector

[douglas]

This topic is full of win and lulz.

Unrelatedly, why did this 'Ask ___' fad begin anyway?

Magnum started it.

Also, Should I make an 'Ask ___' topic too?

No, you should ask me questions, for that is the path to wisdom.

Also, What is your secret weakness?

I have no secret weakness.  Some of my non-secret ones are: I'm very allergic to ibuprofen and asprin (as in two of either would probably hospitalise me); vodka makes me ill due to a bad experience (everyone seems to have one drink this is true of); as we saw in the marathon, I can't play S3&K; 3D Sonic makes me sad; I cannot get up at a sensible time in the morning unless the F1 is on; and I'd rather be right than happy.

Also, Is iji (www.remar.se/daniel/iji.php) awesome?

It may find itself elevated to the status of awesome if I play it.  In general I like and respect indie games, so it's got a good shot.  On the other hand that requires some free time, so don't expect it soon.

Also, why am I posting in an 'Ask ___' topic when I secretly vowed not to?

You can't keep away from my Field of Awesome.  It's like gravity, only with pwnage instead of mass.

Also, should I waste my time by getting back in the TSC chat?

Yes.  RPG's not around so the average IQ is running a little high.

And in regards to the 3rd and 5th question,

* Emerl binds douglas to truthfulness via machinegun connected to lie detector

You realise, of course, that polygraphs only detect stress, need calibrated/interpreted by actual peoples, and aren't 100% accurate?

* douglas has just ruined the premise of every daytime chat show on the planet

[Telnaior]

Fine then. Should I make an '___ asks' topic instead?

* Emerl shot

Edit: Why am I still posting in 'Ask ___' threads?

[Combo]

What level of awesomeness do I have?

[DsSaster]

If I fused with you to combine my awesomeness with your awesomeness, what would happen?

[Selphos]

If Doug were forced to fuse with you to multiply your awesomeness together, a DIV BY 0 error would occur, you would explode, and Doug would return to his standard form, heightened with what little you know about Sonic that he doesn't.

[ieatatsonic]

Why do I sometimes subconsciously sing those awesome 25-minute japanese medleys?

[Aitamen]

Why do I sometimes subconsciously sing those awesome 25-minute japanese medleys?

How are you aware of them, then?

[douglas]

Fine then. Should I make an '___ asks' topic instead?

* Emerl shot

No.  You have nothing worthwhile to contribute.

Edit: Why am I still posting in 'Ask ___' threads?

You can't tear yourself away from me.

What level of awesomeness do I have?

You have earned my respect (in gaming at least), which elevates you to Grade 3 Awesome.

If I fused with you to combine my awesomeness with your awesomeness, what would happen?

Obama++, with the ability to pwn at 2D and 3D Sonic.

Why do I sometimes subconsciously sing those awesome 25-minute japanese medleys?

Your perverse subconscious finds them catchy.  On the plus side it can obviously take in loads of info if it's multiple long medleys.

[Combo]

I'm good with that.